Yogi Fortune Teller

"This fella stopped me on King Street in Hammersmith just now and started telling me my fortune and wrote 2 things on a bit of paper which he gave me to hold at the start and then I ended telling him later what he'd written on the paper. He was 100% correct on everything he said about me and stuff there's no way he could have guessed. I figure if he's dodgy he wouldn't let me take his picture. So here he is. He's called Yogi...and if anything happens to me, you'll all have seen him. Weird..."

This was first posted on Facebook this morning. It was so funny I had to blip it too. In hindsight I now think he was a conman but at the time he was so convincing. Flattered me, told me I was going to rich, told me that 2 women loved me but I had to only chose one. He wrote the words Red and 8 on a slip of paper at the start of our conversation and screwed it up and put it in my hand. I didn't see what he wrote when he did it. 10 minutes later he asked me what my favourite colour was and a number between 1 and 100. I said red and 8.

I was wearing a big red Casio G Shock and most Chinese people would go for number 8. I gave him a £10 note to help rebuild his temple in India.

Funny funny funny. Top bloke, let me take his picture.