I'm not having the cheap wall lights....

A Port Appin Tragedy. Stewie Mac Stewart just couldn't cope with the rigours of everyday cut and thrust in the family home. (More cut than thrust actually). He'd had enough and took himself to the harbour to end it all. Fate was against him, the tide was in and so his 'cry for help' could have fatal consequences. He dithered until the emergency services arrived, safe in the knowledge that they'd talk him down.

Mrs MacStewart was nowhere to be seen. He was heartbroken, his bluff had been called. Then just when he thought all was lost he heard her dulcet tones from across the harbour...







"Jump ya bugga, I'll get the new wall lights with the insurance"!!!