Silly Saturday Santa in/on/****ing pot edition....

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet

What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid

Nothing like seeing a happy Santa as you walk up to my parents place to greet you.. A fabulous day of doing nothing much..