Not quite perfect

Could be a self description really, but not on this occasion. Caught in my favourite shop for photos this afternoon, and users will immediately recognise it.
The little yellow label says 'Not quite perfect', and as usual, I was in near-hysterics.
The teapot has no lid, which makes it functional if crap - think of all those strangers who will forever turn up.
But the cafetiere has no pot - no glass inside bit to make the coffee in. Completely useless!
I'm thinking of making little labels that say 'Don't even think of buying this nana - not fit for purpose!'