This year I will mostly be...

...growing weird-shaped fruit & veg.

I will start a fruit and veg franchise dedicated to weird-shaped produce. My current stock is:

18 weird-shaped peppers
4 weird-shaped runner beans

My franchise will be known as 'Weird should not be feared' (unless of course, you are Asda or Tesco, in which case you'll be quaking in your boots).