Captain underpants

is back.   Like his Grandmother, Lady Blah blah, he doesn't surface until well after lunch.  Such a hard life some poor people have...  Good job they don't have any pets to look after, such as an energetic Border Collie for example..      
That reminds me, I don't believe I've ever mentioned that I am fluent in three languages, have I?
Oh yes.....
English, Sarcasm and Profanity.
And I've combined all three very nicely today.