Just passing time

When my little piranha read yesterday's Blip she decided to make today one of fun filled activity to make me feel utilised, important, worthy....

And so this morning she produced a bag of bathroom brochures crammed with glossy pics of taps and showers and toilet seats and fuffle valves for double thrusting ball cocks and other such delights.

I tried to explain that Christmas is an expensive time and I'll reconsider her plan in Spring. She then gripped me firmly by my bad knee, smiled and whispered, "Your choice".

Do you think I should spec silver or gold plate bog handles?