f****** xmas tree...

(finally finished...well, top bit only...just for you so...you better like it!?...;-)



“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows:

                Money's scarce
               Times are hard
               Here's your f******
               Xmas card

I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?”
Christopher Hitchens




 (yes, my friends...where exactly?... needless to say..."tree" was found in the rubbish !? ...no shopping involved here...)