Created Like No Other

Possibly just as well. Not sure the world could cope with more than one of me. I'm having trouble coping with myself.

I thought the family were on their way up north tomorrow. They arrived this evening! They couldn't get in touch with me because my phone has gone missing again, probably left on the train home tonight. 

They didn't seem too surprised, nor too upset when they realised I had no food to feed them. At least I'm reliable in one respect.