Really?

Mr HF is going 'saft in the heed', as his Scottish cousins would say.
We bought some Snowman kitchen towel and at the check out, the assistant said that they sold matching loo roll.
So of course he had to go and get some...for the grandsons apparently, who are arriving on 27th for Moore Christmas.
We've been banned from using it until then.  Frankly I'd say that's a pretty tall order!!!!