GCSE results day.

Despite Mr Tosspot Gove's shenanigans, Dozy did rather well.

Modesty forbids me giving all the gory details, suffice to say, the grades would make a very poor scrabble hand. Only 1 vowel (but several of it), and only 1 consonant.

Actually, if you could find a couple of suitably placed N's on the board, you could make the word:

BANANAAAAAA

In other exciting news...

To reward Dozy's success, we have finally got around to doing her bedroom. Ikea delivered it today.

The instructions (today's blip) made me giggle.

I think they are telling you that if you attempt to assemble the furniture with BOTH hands behind your back - it will break and you will be in tears.

But if you are wise enough to assemble it with only ONE hand behind your back - then it will be a thing of beauty and will last for years!