Wild with excitement.......

.....at the thought of going back to work tomorrow.


NOT!!!!!!!


It doesn't take a psychic (although obviously I am!) to know what it'll be like in the pharmacy.

1) There will be 12 people who have dropped their inhalers down Arthur's Seat (not a euphemism), and need a replacement NOW!

2) There will be 9 people who have suddenly decided to spend Hogmanay on the slopes of Everest, and therefore need immediate inoculation against TB, mosquitoes and/or snow-blindness!

3) 25 people will have developed scabies/shingles/sinusitis/a combination of all three, and will demand an instant cure.

4) 17.5 people will request the morning after pill (the .5 will be some girl who's merely there as a dare, and will flee the pharmacy the moment she's asked to go into the consultation room!) and we'll have run out of aspirin by half past three.

Wish me luck......