Oops

Looks like someone took the turn too aggressively. Or not aggressively enough. Or something. Anyway, oops.

I don't really have any resolutions. Last year's resolutions (get a girlfriend; sell a photo) failed, and I'd rather not be more disappointed. I should clarify. I got a girlfriend, but it was disastrous. I suppose if I were to have a resolution, it'd be to try dating again and to lose the weight I put on after the breakup because I stopped caring. But I still don't care.

Happy new year, friends.