Getting A Grip

What is it with me? Why could I ever have thought that it was a good idea to get a blip out of a newly purchased set of three pairs of tongs?

But as for The Man, I left him in the house alone and came home to find he'd used them! He'd had some vague notion that they, these coordinating, nesting green thingies could be used to turn over bacon. Got them all greasy! What was he thinking about?

Anyhow, I'm asking myself no more awkward questions. Too many imponderables! It's time for bed. I will be having an early morning.