Rhino

He was like one of those people who run marathons dressed as a rhino. Annoying, but not in a way that you can complain about.

She was thick-skinned, short-sighted and horny. A bad combination.

Gingerly, she felt her face with her fingertips. She was sure that, with her new nose, she would be a new person. It wasn't like when she had her teeth done.