FLYING THE FLAG

I assume that if you were on the moon with a powerful enough telescope you'd be able to see Morrison's car park in Hartlepool.

(Knee knews: my GP thinks there's nothing seriously wrong with my knee - just "wear and tear", and indeed it's felt a lot easier today. Painkillers, gentle exercise, being careful not to sit with crossed knees or ankles and losing a bit of weight are all recommended. I can cross my fingers though.)