Bad-taste billboard

These billboards seem to pop up all over Berwick - passed this one on the way to the shop at lunchtime. Presumably the traders are obliged to give away a toy bird with each item sold? Or not! Not an advert that would entice me along to a car boot sale...

Shattered this evening - struggling to complete some reports at work, and it seemed a very long day. Our new TV was delivered today (unexpectedly - the couriers were supposed to phone to arrange a date and time for delivery, and they hadn't!), and it was still in the box when I arrived home, waiting for me to set it up - let's just say that MrM isn't particularly confident with technology. Not especially confident myself on first sight of the 'pictorial' instructions (eek!), but it wasn't that difficult after all.