It pays to read eBay descriptions to the end.

I am going to a party soon.

I am rocking a steampunk look.

I was overjoyed when I found the perfect hat to finish it all off on eBay.

It arrived in a large full sized hat shaped box thus morning.

Imagine my surprise when I found this amongst all the packing.

I laughed so hard that I nearly wet myself in the office.

It did state, at the bottom of the description it's size but I never bothered to read that.

I am still wearing it to the party as it will make me laugh inside all night.