Poorly car

Got into the car last night and as I shut the door the back windscreen shattered spontaneously into millions of teeny pieces. Once I'd taken in what had happened and got (many) bad words out of my system I had to spend a while knocking out as many broken bits as I could before a noisy and slightly chilly drive home. Now the poor car is sitting rather forlornly on the drive with a big bandage on waiting for the nice Autoglass man to fix it.