What fool is doing the cooking?

Aargh - the damned machine is booby trapped ... and I'm the booby.

Mixed up a lovely rhurbard and plum fool in the smoothie-maker. Then a deft flick of the wrist to unlock the jug, lifted it up and the **$£^&#**ing
bottom fell out of it. How could anyone design a liquidiser that does this? It may be made in PRC but I bet it was engineered by some British clown.

I saved half the fool, but I'll never trust the damned thing again even if it doesn't have a motor full of pink goop!

PostScript: I saved half of it and it tasted great, so all was not lost, (although it is all now gone ... blender included).