What could be more terrifying...

...than a giant skull in a car?

Well, I shall tell you.

A giant spider in a car hurtling towards you along the dashboard while you're driving to work. That is infinitely more terrifying. Trust me. I know.

So does Frank, the taxi driver I flagged down after I'd come to a screeching halt.

So does his passenger who held my hand whilst I shook like a leaf on a tree.

So does everyone who has rolled around laughing at my sorry tale.

Frank did not find the spider. I remain terrified.