Splayed feet?

Silly cassette firmly installed. Alice was a wee bit American in eating habits, inasmuch as she almost totally shunned a knife, except when eating out, just to prove she could actually, safely, handle one I think.
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Be that as it may, we looked, from time to time when in kitchen shops and the like, for Splayds. I've seen at least 2 different spellings. Jerra and Click eventually tracked some down, unfortunately too late for Alice to enjoy, but not too late to have strange effects upon my "Humerus"