Mickey Mouse

Who'se this Mickey Mouse person, then?

I idn't a mouse - I'm a dog.  So why is SHE calling me a mouse.

I don't understand.

And I don't like my diet either.  It consists of starving me all day, and then starving me some more.

But I tell you what! SHE did cook some lamb for Orstraya Day, and Auntie Wendy did come up, and guess what. I did get some lamb too.

It was superly delicious, and I could eat lamb every day, but we can't do that, because if we did we'd have to take out another mortgage on the house.

So, playmates, if you are feeling extra generous the odd food parcel involving roasted lamb would go down very well.