As you can see...

..we regard this particular advice as very silly... Surely if you order a tea or coffee you expect it to be hot?
We were losing the will to live by this point - got up at 5am and set off from the resort by 6, due to fly at 11. We hung around the airport for ages, and at 4.30pm we were still on the runway... There had been a technical problem and they had to bring in a "spare" aeroplane from Manchester to get us home. As it was a standby the best they could offer us on board was tea and a KitKat... hey ho...
Home sns now, fed and watered and there's even a load of washing on ;)