It's a WHAT?!?

I thought it was a sad come-to-pass when I saw a "Hurricane Lamp" advertised as "LED" instead of Paraffin.
I've just looked up "Hurricane Lamp" and was more than a little gobsmacked to find, at least so far as Amazon© is concerned, a "Hurricane Lamp" can now, apparently, consist of a big, fat, candle in a huge Jam-jar fitted with a string handle.
I think I'll SULK.