Joe bender - ringer

Late entry for the Bexhill-on-Sea Badminton Open.
Earlier entrants demanded a steward's enquiry because of the size of Joe's hands.
Big hands are illegal in some jurisdictions now; that, and the fact that Joe has opposable  thumbs allows him to grip the racket without Blu Tac, meant that there were complaints.
The decision was that making large hands illegal is bloody stupid and would not affect players. A victory for moderation.