Peter the pigeon...

...wonders where all of his mates have gone.

Yet another blip from under the Shrewsbury Station River Bridge!

Peter the Great

Ever wondered why you never see a baby pigeon?
Most small birds rear and fledge their young in 2/3 weeks with young birds sometimes leaving the nest after only 10 days of life. However pigeons are different as their young remain in the nest for up to 2 months before fledging.
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Top 10 funniest one-liners at the 2012 Edinburgh Fringe:
3. Will Marsh "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."