Happy nappy

It's a sunshine yellow sort of day. New nappy for my little fluff butt and wow it was a mission to get these.

Are you sitting comfortably? Ok I shall begin ;)

Once upon time there was a Boxing Day sale at a lovely little uk cloth nappy company called LittleLamb with bargains too good for this LittleMouse to pass up. And so she excitedly purchased a few sized nappies for baby mouse.

Very soon the post man came but Little Mouse was sad as there had been a picking error and got the wrong size :( they were too big for her little boy.

So an email was sent ... Dear LittleLamb please could I have the right nappies? Mistakes happen and how do I return the incorrect ones?

They were quick to respond. Oh no I am so sorry new nappies dispatched with a return envelope.

Yay.

And so Little Mouse waited. And waited.

Erm Dear LittleLamb when did you post them? I've not received them yet :(

Oh no Little Mouse they were posted please try your sorting office if you can and we will try to track it down as well but if they still haven't arrived by Monday please let us know.

Sorting office checked and no sadly not there and Monday came nope still no package from Mr Postman.

Dear LittleLamb still not arrived :(

Dear Little Mouse we are so sorry new package being sent recorded post will be with you tomorrow and would like to keep the other nappies at a special price?

Oh yes please LittleLamb then they are ready for when he grows.

Nappies arrived.

Happy Mouse.

The End.

I think there is a post office lost post gremlin happily running around wearing their fluff butt nappies. How does post go missing anyway, nappies would be a rather random thing to steal!?