Walk this way

Have had my orthotics refurbished. Podiatrist told me that I've been doing all the right things for my feet so it's highly likely my very ugly bunions have a genetic component as my grandmother had terrible feet.

However, my mother has decided that my bad feet are due to the fact I was in a hurry to be born and therefore premature. Of course it's all my fault. I told her where to get off, not too unkindly!