Plastic hipster

Something about this mannequin caught my eye as I was dashing about earlier today. I had to stop and ask myself: if it suddenly came to life in a Doctor Who-stylee, would he have interesting things to say or just be annoying?
Can we talk about fashion for a second? While woman can get away with looking as though they've just stepped out of a fashion shoot, I am always a little suspicious of men who do so. You watch these immaculately turned-out male models sauntering down the street and you think "you're trying bit too too hard, mate".
Yes, I have a tune today: what else could it be but this?