What constitutes a date in Carlisle....

Are you sympathetic to slabs?
Do you find pavements pleasant?
Could you be willing to tantalise some tarmac?

If the answer to all three is yes then contact BBUL, Carlisle, today!!!!

J'aimerais sortir le trottoir!!!

For some reason I am suddenly taking inspiration from Eddie Izzard's "le singe est dans l'arbre" joke where he attempts to use all of the French he learned at school, and in ordering a room '...une chambre...oui, une chambre...avec un douche...oui, avec un douche...'. Eddie suddenly pointing outside. '...Regarde, le singe est dans l'arbre...le singe est dans l'arbre? Où est le singe dans l'arbre?...' Please excuse the schoolboy french translation and the appropriation of Eddie's comedy routine, but I admire any one who translates their comedy routine to French, and tours France and German, then touring Germany and realises that their fantastic impressions of Sean Connery and James Mason (in my opinion) are not going down so well because in these countries these actors are dubbed and don't sound like themselves. Anyway ....