Jobs..

..are like buses. One day you're eating cold pasta for brekky the next theres 6 offers coming right at you. Maybe, not exactly like buses.

-Well isn't that a nice flower.
-Oh yes dear, I think I'll take a pic.
Snap!
-Oh! Hello there.

Inner dialogue.

This fat tomato is a real whip cracker.
Brrrriiiiinnnnnnnnggg.
Back to work.