Little pooch reflections ...

They are just such brilliant little subjects to blip ...
we had to come home this evening so I shall miss my little Max and Maggie ...
on our way home Tits McGee and I went to Horncastle which is known for its many antique shops .. Velvet frog and Ageing Rockstar followed us so that when we carried on back to rainy Stratford upon Avon they could just turn around and go home ... I purchased an awful lot of vintage junk that I do not need but I really love ..
It has also transpired that Velvet frog makes a load of crap up about famous people living in Lincolnshire .. her EXACT words were 'Chubby Checker lives there ' ( huge farming estate we have to pass) .. I asked if she was absolutely sure as he's American and an old rock and roll star .. she assured me it was him .. for the last three years I told people as we passed 'that's Chubby Checkers sprawling estate '..

NO IT IS NOT... it never bloody was !!!

She meant that sleazy dickhead ROY CHUBBY BROWN.