Square eyes

I was sitting watching the Paralympics with Daddy on the television today when Mummy came into the room, shook her head and told us that if we kept on watching we'd both end up with square eyes ... cool!


"The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out."

(Roald Dahl - from Television)