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A day at Hammerton Zoo with the reception year children (4 - 5 year olds). We were fortunate with the weather and had a lovely day. It is a very small local zoo, just the right size for small children. They all had a look at the donkey getting its foot looked at but had no idea what I was telling them the man was doing.

My alternative was going to be L, (member of staff) who was waiting patiently for our 30 tots to go to the loo, when a ruddy big pigeon pooed on her. I think the amount of poo was nearly as big as the bird!