How green is my valley

Now it has come to my attention (the voices) that you Northern blippers are laughing at us city slickers, with yer green self efficiency tilling the soil and producing dirty lumps o cabbage to put into yer soup's.
Well here in takeaway sushi land we can show you boy's and girl's a thing or two about turning green.The picture shows my little herb garden, basking in the warmth of the fog and turning a snubbed nose at you heilan boys with yer tattie boguls and strange sexual positions.