St Dave, Patron Saint of Cloud Computing

David grabbed his tool belt, fastened it and climbed to the top of the ladder. 
He opened the hatch cautiously and took a peek inside. 

Without a word, he closed the hatch again, shaking his head. 

He climbed down the ladder, very carefully.

He unfastened his belt and put it in the boot of his van. 

And drove off. 

Still shaking his head.

I don't mean to alarm you, but it looks like cloud computing is well and truly fucked...