Does my bum look BIG?

Rhetorical question for Hilary, I feel!

One of the super duper volunteers (Sheila) at Nerja Donkey Sanctuary told me they received a complaint through trip advisor from a visiting member of the public that this happy pig was morbidly obese. WTF, she is called a pot bellied pig for a reason!!
She expresses her contentment by her course hairs on her back standing upright.
I am NOT a hairy person but If I was, they would be standing upright this week!