Toffee apples

The fair comes to town and with it, apples with diminished natural-dental-hygiene properties.

As the saying goes, a toffee-apple a day keeps the dentist's pension topped up.

Also, some dodgy composition where middle lassie has a decorative fence embellishment growing out of her head. Toffee apples, eh? All kinds of side effects. Don't do it, kids.