All we need now is ...

 ... Some Snazzy Socks.
This must be another of those "I thought I'd seen it all." moments.
A spot of Bro-bonding with my Brother, alias Jerra (Who couldn't beat us - so he joined us.)
We were out at Hazeldene, local garden centre getting the odd onion, Shallot, etc. ready for battle.
These caught my eye and, upon perusal, were the best of a motley lot.
:¬)