'Saustipated

Oh my goodness me.  Everyone knows that I am best friends with Raj.  But he is straining that friendship to the absolute limit.

He will not stop squawking!

I can't sleep for him carrying on like a pork chop.

Any ideas anyone?  I've tried thought transference - but he won't tell me what's wrong.  He did say he doesn't hurt anywhere, but that's all he'd tell me.