Pushing up the daisies

Today I've made another gigantic cat toilet. This time I put seed potatoes in it for them to dig up. The other day I made them one with flowers in. I've also made them a lovely, warm straw bed with rhubarb in it. And, their favourite every year, a frost protection trampoline with salad seedlings under it for them to jump on and destroy. I fear I have already lost the garden battle.