"It's war," says Mr Churchill

Natives of Inveracharacle were buoyed today by the arrival of HMS Tremendous* in their muddy waters. Flags were waved and bunting inadvertently deposited in the canal. "We are here to defend the Empire, against these Eurocrats" said Captain Mumford-Ffeines and Parking. Our advance forces are dropping wooden mushrooms on Luxembourg, as I speak. "Hurrah," went the cry. "Our brave boys and gals won't let old Blighty down."

* On a Beatles Xmas Fan Club record, George Harrison in a Goon like sketch christened a ship, "HMS Tremendous." I thought it was brilliant.

That was my satirical response to Brexit. Thank you.