Chair Weasel

"You're not seriously suggesting that I vacate my comfy nest at the back of your chair to go outside are you?"

At the request of scribbler, who is hosting this month's napowrimo2017 challenge, I attach the following effort:

"Let sleeping dogs lie," they said
Don't toss them out of bed!
To do so would be most unkind -
It makes them troubled in the mind.
Leave them alone to snuggle and snore,
Not to be bothered any more.