Not happy

She had this brilliant idea that I could sit o this bench and wait for a bus, on account of it's a bus stop.

Well, I didn't like it.  Not at all.  The bits of wood are so far apart my bottom kept slipping through, and I felt very unsafe.

In fact I thought that they must have run out of money when they were making it.  Surely it would cost very much to put in an extra bit of wood to make the seat more comfortable for small black dogs.

It's not that much to ask.