The rules of Ikea

1. Always come home with more than you intended to buy.
2. Don't buy what you actually went there to buy.
3. Ignore the child lying on the floor having a tantrum.
4. Giggle at the names that items have (I want a Skorb! I don't know what it is but I want it!)
5. Don't follow the crowd, wander round the shop in the opposite direction to everyone else.
6. When you get to the checkout realise that you haven't brought any bags with you, so buy yet another blue Ikea bag.
7. Forget where the car is parked.

Follow these rules and you will have a successful trip to Ikea!