The yurt builder

When asked if it hurt, to build a yurt, He gave us a strange reply,
He lifted his skirt and, covered in dirt, his tent peg we did spy.

"it's not so bad" he told our dad,
"Poking the holes in the ground, but it's hammering 'em down, which makes me frown, cause me tool's gone all flat and round!"

"Take heart" said my pa, "you're blessed by far, In terms of manly girth,
It looks a bit odd, but huge, by God,though I'd wash off some of the earth!"

The man thought for a while then said with a smile,
"it's a plain truth I hear you telling, If a deal we could strike, you know what I like,

You take the pain, i'll keep the swelling!"



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