BEHIND youuuuu...

I was tempted to superimpose a bullseye on this somewhere...

Here comes a rare set of words from me.....Went bikini shopping earlier.  What a thoroughly depressing experience that was. Eventually I found something that I look the least horrific in.
Pete  very wisely made no comment but I believe I could see exactly what he was thinking behind those dancing eyes...

Even more rare words.... to cheer myself up I also bought a dress, a skirt and a pair of trousers.
There!
... and I don't remember banging my head.