Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego and Teddy

Teddy isn't a biblical bear. He's never been stoned. He's an outdoor patio bear and now Teddy has a furnace for those long Autumn nights.
Teddys puzzled as to why it takes four pages to describe how you light a fire. And there's no mention of where to put the pizza.
Slightly disappointed Teddy.