Virgin on the ridiculous

Woken at 4.58 by mysterious noise
Feeling "hot hot hot" so jump in pond
Escort Mrs.Sardine to the Tottery Heels shop
Then to Snatchy Gallery for Korean art
Mrs.S. suffers a puncture..
Limp to Worlds End for new armoured tyre
Victoria Sponge and pickled cucumber with my legal counsel
3 hours in Shed
Watch 30 seconds of Para-limpets closing ceremony
Switch off